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BOOKS TO READ WHILE WORKING
June 2008 - Audiobooks reviewed by Jonathan Lowe
Prepare to be moved by FINAL SALUTE, easily one of the most emotionally gripping tributes to American soldiers dying in Iraq ever written. With the subtitle "A Story of Unfinished Lives," this account, by Pulitzer Prize winner Jim Sheeler, chronicles the job of Major Steve Beck, a casualty notification officer for the Marines. Beck's mission is one without weapons, in which he and an assistant must inform the parents of dead soldiers in person, before anyone else does. Narrated by actor Mark Deakins, the book is stunning in its power, especially on audio. Accordingly, I predict it will be nominated for an Audie award next time around. One mother is in the act of reading an encouraging letter from her son when Beck's car arrives. Another has just seen President Bush on TV declaring the war is over. When Beck mispronounces her last name, the mother argues that he must be mistaken about her son being dead, too. Haunted by their eyes when they first catch sight of him, "like a snapshot that will stay with me forever," Beck serves his country--and his President--by taking on the "worst job in the military," a job he never asked for, and for which he was never trained. And when he goes home to his own family, Beck cries alone in the dark, haunted as well by the eyes of little girls and boys whose fathers will never play with them again. Be warned: you will cry too. (Penguin Audio; 5 1/2 hours unabridged; a photo booklet accompanies the audiobook)

How do we get on with our lives? By remembering our values--family, faith, hope. Garrison Keillor has been hosting live radio theater for decades, and his show A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION was made into a movie two years ago that starred Meryl Streep and Lindsay Lohan. One of the most endearing segments of the show has always been his "News from Lake Wobegon," in which Garrison reports on a small Minnesota town's eccentric citizens. Wry, inventive, spontaneous, Garrison has been called "the funniest American writer still open for business" by Time magazine, and you will hear the truth of it in HOPE--MORE NEWS FROM LAKE WOBEGON, a CD that includes four stories, the first being "Truckstop," about a man who inadvertently leaves his wife behind while on an RV trip, then gets lost, unable to find his way back to her. There is nothing sensational about Keillor's quirky stories, except that their ring of truth is so authentic that Keillor himself doesn't even admit to their ad lib creation. This is the America we dearly hope has not already vanished forever. (Highbridge Audio; 73 minutes unabridged)

For humor, no problem is too ridiculous and no solution too absurd for the Car Talk guys, "Click and Clack." Their latest audiobook, FIELD GUIDE TO THE NORTH AMERICAN WACKO, is billed as a "radio road trip across America," and features call-ins taken during four of their NPR shows, including a man from Minnesota who attempted to get his Chevy Cavalier home from Alaska with the help of a rusty barbecue grill. Also, a guy named Dinesh, who is more concerned about how his car will hold up in Death Valley than he is about whether he'll survive, himself. Then there's the single guy who wonders if he should tidy up his vehicle for a first date, or reveal his trashy side. Land of the Free, Home of the Wacko? Hosts Tom & Ray are pretty wacky themselves, but with a gift for gab, and the chops wild laughter, at least they're having infectious fun. (Highbridge Audio; 3 1/2 Hours unabridged)

Any six hour rumination about hitting small dimpled balls across acres of manicured grass must, by necessity, get around to talking philosophy. Carl Hiaasen gets right to it in the title: THE DOWNHILL LIE--A HACKER'S RETURN TO A RUINOUS SPORT. Narrated by the author (who has also authored fourteen novels), the audiobook is an often funny memoir exploring the game as played by the average Joe (or, in this case, Carl). Just like so many players first get hooked, Hiaasen was drawn to golf by his father, then left it as a failure, and here returns to it in order to compete in a tournament for which he is unprepared. Calling himself "one sick bastard" for doing so, Hiaasen describes the allure of the "infernal game" as being because "it surrenders just enough good shots to let you talk yourself out of quitting." In continuing the tradition of instilling in his own son the seeds of future frustration, the author (who is also a columnist for the Miami Herald) waxes poetic about condo development in south Florida, too, where high end tract houses line a hundred golf courses (as real estate developers attempt to squeeze every dime they can out of dwindling acreage.) He speaks of Tiger Woods, of high tech golf technology, and of an entire subculture of devotees whose very lives may end being stuck by lightning on a golf course somewhere, or via heart attack in their golden years when hit by a stray ball while sipping margaritas on their patio. Tone here is natural and appropriate to someone who feels a duty to try again at a past obsession, while realizing the futility of it all. For narrative skills, and for keeping it in perspective, Hiaasen finishes under par, with the help of a microphone and a sand wedge. (Random House Audio; 6 hours unabridged)

Finally, although it would be difficult to render EAT THIS, NOT THAT on audio, it's a real eye-opener (as opposed to an ear-opener), recommended mainly for people who are hooked on fast food. Authors David Zinczenko and Matt Golding rely heavily on photos for this book, and suggest alternative choices for bad menu items at all major fast food chains, plus tips on supermarket shopping. The left side pages show what to eat instead of the items displayed on the right side. Each class of food is covered, too, from breads and soups to snacks and desserts. A list of calories and fat content, along with sodium, accompany instructions on how to "decode" the confusing ingredient lists displayed on the labels and menus of brand name products. Chapter 7 is the best, as it clearly shows what you should be eating for real health, and during various moods or stresses. While more than half the book is about eating out at places you should probably not go to eat in the first place, this "no-diet weight loss solution" is frightening in its implications, (and may lead to actual thought about food, rather than submission to mind-numbing TV advertising.) On the cover, for instance, a Big Mac is "good," even with 29 grams of fat, when compared to a Whopper with cheese, which clocks in at 780 calories and 47 grams of fat. Some "weapons of mass destruction" (foods to avoid at all cost) include Arby's large Mozzarella Sticks, Boston Market's Meatloaf Carver, Carl's Jr. Double Six Dollar Burger (111 grams of fat!), Chili's Awesome Blossom ("easily one of the worst things you can put in your body"), Denny's Mini Burgers w/Onion rings, Domino's Cheesy Bread w/Garlic Dipping Sauce, In-N-Out Burger's Chocolate Shake ("as much saturated fat as six burgers"), PF Chang's Lo Mein Pork ("a wok full of oil sinks this dish"), Starbucks Venti White Hot Chocolate, and finally the winner of the "Worst Food in America," Outback's Aussie Cheese Fries, ("even if you split it with three friends, you'll have downed a dinner's worth of calories before your entree arrives"). It's a "starter" that may end you, too, with 182 grams of fat and 240 grams of carbs. Contemplating a horror novel? Read this, not that. (Rodale Books; 304 pages)

(These audiobooks may be rented from AudioAdventures.com. Jonathan Lowe's author website is JustSayNoWay.com)
BOOKS TO READ WHILE WORKING
May 2008 - Audiobooks reviewed by Jonathan Lowe
Economic commentator Kevin Phillips spills the Navy beans on the true cost of our reliance on oil in BAD MONEY--Reckless Finance, Failed Politics, and the Global Crisis of American Capitalism. If you're looking for an explanation as to why the dollar is falling today, and how the housing crisis escaped notice until the bubble burst in August of 2007, this is the audiobook to hear. Essentially, you can thank our deeply flawed financial services industry, underpinned by a deluded public addicted to debt and unlimited oil reserves, for what may be the end of America as a Superpower. Phillips outlines how we've stumbled into this nightmare scenario, in which foreign oil producers have strategically substituted the Euro for the Dollar in an era of falling supply and increasing demand. Add a war of occupation, and our resulting loss of respect has us paying full price even to fuel the military vehicles used to "liberate" the Iraqis. Meanwhile, says Phillips, "moving money around" became our biggest industry at home, with real estate speculators encouraging a casino mentality--(the delusion of getting something for nothing.) When the house of cards finally fell, the loan sharks, wielding their exotic financial instruments, then moved in to break some knees. As though to add insult to injury, the Fed is now stepping in to bail out those banks whose feeding frenzy was most horrific, while letting manufacturers continue to go belly up. The result? China is set to take our place on the world stage, and to pollute the air more than we did in the American Century, (which was the 20th.) Scary? As narrated with provocative urgency by Scott Brick, it's clear that Stephen King and James Patterson have nothing on this. (Penguin Audio; 9 1/2 hours unabridged)

Charles Osgood, host of CBS News "Sunday Morning," has a new audiobook highlight collection titled SEE YOU ON THE RADIO, in which he profiles the eccentric habits of Americans as a means to showcase societal trends. As an example, he cites a study showing that Americans try to maintain inside temperatures at extreme opposites from outside temps. So when it's 100 degrees outside, we tend to air condition down to 65 degrees, and when it's 20 degrees outside, we heat to more than 75. Those ten to fifteen degrees above or below the "ideal" temperature amounts to millions and millions of barrels of oil wasted per year. (To say nothing of the waste in heating or cooling spaces which are unoccupied or poorly insulated.) Osgood clearly enjoys disclosing such idiosyncrasies, evident by his occasional rhymes. It gets particularly unnerving when he compares psychopaths to politicians, and the listener begins to understand why the more things change, the more they stay the same. (Highbridge Audio; 3 3/4 hours unabridged)

Next, REBEL ISLAND is the new Tres Navarre mystery by Rick Riordan, about a private detective who gives up his old life to get married, but on his honeymoon stumbles onto a murder victim, and gets swept back up into the old game of catch-a-killer. A hurricane is bearing down on the island, cutting everyone off from the mainland, so Tres must solve the crime while facing the tensions of both weather and romance. Riordan has a strong narrative voice, lent appeal by the kind of narrator who makes such characters his own, namely Tom Stechschulte. Riordan is one of my own favorites, along with James Lee Burke, and has won the Edgar, Shamus, and Anthony awards while being compared to Dashiell Hammett. An especially good previous outing for Tres, also narrated by Stechschulte, was "The Devil Went Down to Austin." Don't miss that one. (Recorded Books; 7 3/4 hours unabridged)

In the horror novel INFECTED by Scott Sigler a bioengineered parasite from space infects Earth's population, causing most everyone to rampage and kill each other. (Kinda like your typical Congressional Assembly.) There's just enough science here to lend the story borderline plausibility, but the actual writing is more pulp than fruit. At one point a character bleeds "like a stuck pig," while the decision to let Sigler narrate, ostensibly because he's a rabidly successful podcaster, is unfortunate. There are dozens of professional readers who could have improved the text by actually adding subtle nuances of characterization. The cover is genius, however. No doubt about that. An eyeball with a triangular iris, that in online ads is seen to move around. You can't help but click, and to consider buying. But for my money, "Bad Money" is still scarier, because no one can seem to hit the Stop button there. (Random House Audio; 12 hours unabridged)

Now, the universe is a big place, and if that's isn't an understatement, I don't know what is. In the new award-winning science fiction novel SPIN author Robert Wilson postulates a civilization so advanced that, not only don't they need to invade us or infect us somehow, their purposes seem totally alien and unknown. These beings may not even inhabit bodies as we know them, and are here called merely "the Hypotheticals." How to explain, after all, their reasoning in encapsulating the Earth in a singularity membrane--a barrier similar to the event horizon of a black hole, in which time slows to a near stop, while the outside ages as usual? We don't notice the slowing of time, since, according to Einstein, time itself is relative to the observer. So for every 24 hour day on Earth, the rest of the universe, including the Sun, is aging millions of years. Meaning the sun is soon going to explode. What happens next, of course, I can't tell. Suffice it to say that the novel is made believable by two factors. One, by some deeply realized characters (Tyler, Jason, Diane) who are not given second billing to the action. Two, by a narrator (Scott Brick) whose interpretation breaths life into them, and keeps the story spinning like a top until the end. There's nothing pulp about this story, either, so while it may not sell as many copies as a media sensation with moving eyeballs, the higher road, less taken, makes all the difference. (McMillan Audio download from Audible.com; 17 hours unabridged)

Mary Higgins Clark has been writing mysteries for decades, and like Jonathan Kellerman, (whose son Jesse is a mystery writer), her own daughter Carol is too. The new book from America's "Queen of Suspense" is WHERE ARE YOU NOW? It's about a university student who, about to graduate, simply walks away from his life and family without a word. Each year thereafter, Mack calls his mother on Mother's Day, says he's fine, then hangs up. Now, ten years later, Mack's sister Carolyn can't take the suspense any longer, and devotes her life to finding him. Ignoring the mysterious warning he'd given not to be found, she begins to wonder if Mack had something to do with his drama teacher's brutal murder. Narrated by Jan Maxwell, a veteran stage actress, the novel is empathetically performed with all the emotions necessary to give the story a level of believability most suitable for such a personal first person tale. (Simon & Schuster Audio; 7 1/2 hours unabridged)

If finding a college student isn't enough of a challenge, Morgan Spurlock is back from his documentary "Super Size Me" with the audiobook version of WHERE IN THE WORLD IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? It's an interesting and insightful examination of just who Osama is, and why his message is so compelling to Arabs everywhere. As narrated by Erik Singer, a former soap opera actor, the book is nonetheless more docudrama than melodrama. As in the film, Spurlock asks the right questions, and ultimately shows that Osama was hugely influential and smart, but is now insignificant except as an iconic symbol. He knew, for instance, that if he could get us to invade Afghanistan or Iraq, we would be bogged down there, and he could thereby recruit thousands for a Holy war against the West. His insane justifications are propelled by radical fundamentalist beliefs, yet he is intimately acquainted with American customs, and is just as angry with Saudi royals as with us for defending the Jewish people. For the full story of Osama, listen to "The Bin Ladens" by the Pulitzer Prize winning biographer Steve Coll, (also narrated by Erik Singer.) But for a broad overview in an abridged version, you can't beat Spurlock's more entertaining summation. (Random House Audio; 6 hours abridged)
BOOKS TO READ WHILE WORKING
April 2008 - Audiobooks reviewed by Jonathan Lowe
There are few, if any, current actors as famous as Thomas C. Mapother IV, the short and seemingly unremarkable youth whose hidden talent lay dormant in his cocky bravado until his first agent shortened his name to Tom Cruise. The fascinating story of the rise of this middle class boy with an iconic smile to one of the most powerful players in Hollywood is detailed in TOM CRUISE: AN UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY by Andrew Morton. It's all here, from Tom's family roots in Ireland to his being picked-on by romantic rivals in high school, and from his "bizarre" jumping-the-couch scene on Oprah to his being lured by then-desperate cult leaders eager to capitalize on his celebrity. Estranged from his stern father, while doting on his mother, Tom was something of an enigma to his many girlfriends and wives, and remains so to this day. Known for his obsessive focus on career and image, Cruise sought both creative and personal control whenever possible, which was why it seemed so shocking to see him display emotion on Oprah. (The actual event itself seems mild when viewed now on YouTube, since any fan in the audience at the time clearly seems more excited simply by his being there.) As narrated by John Hinch, the audio version maintains interest with just the right mix of anecdotes to embellish the timeline, and a not overly colorful or austere reading. You may not learn much new about Cruise the man, if you're a die-hard fan, but the objectivity of the author, who also did books on Princess Diana and Monica Lewinsky, is evident throughout. (MacMillan Audio download from Audible.com; 6 hours unabridged)

Next, actor John Rubinstein's long association with clinical psychologist turned mystery novelist Jonathan Kellerman continues in COMPULSION, a thriller featuring (appropriately enough) psychologist Alex Delaware, along with his own LAPD associate and sidekick, Milo Sturgis. On this outing the pair hunt a serial killer whose M.O. includes stealing luxury sedans in upscale L.A. for murders in the city's seedier suburbs. Ultimately, their manhunt moves from the brokers and hookers of the City of Angels to the even more colorful denizens of the Big Apple, propelled by Rubinstein's intricately honed talent for creating realistic dialogue. Of course Kellerman supplies the obsessively detailed text for this, but it is their paring that gives the listener an almost real-time experience as the investigation proceeds. (Better than the TV series 24 because one must exercise the imagination, too.) On a cultural level, it may be revealing to note that you also learn as much or more about L.A. society as you do about things like crime scene procedures, psycho-pathology, or the habits of compulsive killers. And speaking of associations, it may also be who you know that counts in another sense, too, even if we dismiss the question of whether Dr. Kellerman actually assists the other novelists in his household--wife Faye and son Jesse. (Random House Audio; 10 hours unabridged)

Next, British author Sophie Kinsella is best known for her Shopaholic series, and this time delivers a modern fairy tale with rather stock characters and a predictable twist. Still, REMEMBER ME? is fun at times, as listeners can't help but empathize with "Lexi Smart" through her ordeal and attempts to cope. No, she's not dying. Her dilemma is that, upon being struck on the head during a car crash, she's lost her short term memory. So when she wakes up in the hospital, all Lexi remembers is being a twenty-five year old working girl, and not a wealthy woman with perfect teeth, a millionaire husband, and a glamourous job. Three years from her life are missing. Desperate to remember something about the schemes that seem to be developing around her, Lexi is determined to become "who she seems to be." In an ironic way, this may also be the dilemma of the listener, in identifying what they want from escapist entertainment. "To escape, of course, you ninny," Lexi might say. Narrator Charlotte Parry nails the character, in a contrived and formulaic story that does benefit from a spot-on performance. (Random House Audio; 6 hours abridged)

Of course George Lucas is one savvy storyteller, not only because he licenses his blockbuster concept to certain other selected authors, (who breathe new life into what would otherwise be a dying franchise), but because he maintains effective quality control over all productions, even through distributors. So the performance copyright for STAR WARS REVELATION: Legacy of the Force, while it may be distributed by the largest publisher on Lucas's home world (Earth), is held instead by LucasFilm Ltd.. Which also explains the sound effects present throughout, since few audiobook producers have the time to add such effects and music. This latest production seems designed for radio, and is written by British author Karen Traviss (who penned five previous Star Wars related novels), and features the son of Hans Solo as a Sith Lord named Jacen, while Luke Skywalker's nephew Ben heads an alliance against the dark side. Ben must risk everything to find out if Jacen killed his mother Mara, while Jacen's sister Jaina seeks to learn the dangerous skills of Boba Fett in order to bring her brother back to the fold. Sound familiar? Naturally there's swordplay and hanger deck assaults to keep the storyline moving. Most notable, though, is narrator Marc Thompson, whose versatile voiceovers can also be heard in many commercials and cartoons. (Random House Audio; 6 hours abridged)

Finally, do you remember the movie Dead Poets Society? The new audiobook ENGLISH MAJORS might attract a similar audience, as well as those who love slapstick and a quirky stage show. Included on the two disks taken from A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION are "the Six Minute Hamlet," tributes to Hawthorne, Kerouac & Emily Dickinson, and a "Guy Noir" investigation of an MFA scam. Contributing to the skits are Dave Barry, Calvin Trillin, Meryl Streep, Allen Ginsberg, Billy Collins, Donald Hall, Roy Blount Jr., and the master himself in the final piece, which was recorded at the University Concert Hall in Limerick, Ireland. Garrison Keillor is, of course, best when he's just talking to the audience, describing his life and the residents of that most quirky of all towns, Lake Wobegon, Minnesota. What follows is my email interview with him. (Highbridge Audio; 2 1/2 hours unabridged)



Jonathan Lowe: You have an association with Minnesota Public Radio and with Highbridge Audio, and you often tour the country with your radio show, besides teaching at the University of Minnesota. What gives you most satisfaction--writing, performing, or teaching?

Garrison Keillor: I don't associate work with feelings of satisfaction. Rather, guilt, frustration, and resentment of people who write better than I do. Writing is the main gig around here, and teaching and performing are sidelines, an excuse for not writing more. Working on a novel and on an opera make me seriously want to retire and find a volunteer job as a docent at the zoo explaining to schoolchildren where frogs go in the winter.

Lowe: What inspired you to begin this journey? Who influenced you?

Keillor: I was inspired by the need, as an English major, to earn a living in the world and to pay the rent and purchase coffee and cheese danish. I spent most of the 60s in college, imagining I was brilliant, and then, in 1969, my son was born and I had to find work that someone would be willing to pay me to do, and the choices were limited in the extreme. Fortunately, I caught on as a DeeJay in public radio and I've clung to this raft ever since. My last job interview was in 1969. I will never write another resume. This is my earnest prayer.

Lowe: In your novel Lake Wobegon Summer 1956 you mention a lady who hypnotizes chickens before chopping their heads off. Then there's the Doo Dads singing "My Girl" while while repressed 14 year old Gary tries to both indulge and conquer his adolescent urges. With all the description and depiction going on, your town of Lake Wobegon really comes to life, and has people asking you if the place really exists. Do you see that question as a compliment or a nuisance?

Keillor: Nothing that readers say or do strikes me as a nuisance. Anyone who cracks open a book of mine is, to me, a gem. And I am impressed that you know about the chicken hypnotizer and the Doo Dads and the boy's adolescent urges. Most interviewers don't have time to read my books. They ask questions like "What's your favorite TV show?" or "What's it like to be your age and know that the twilight years are near?" As for Lake Wobegon, it's a real place, so the question is easily answered.

Lowe: You live in St. Paul, in the land of 10,000 oft-frozen lakes. I was born there, but haven't been back since age six. How has the area changed, and is the longing for simplicity and family values more alive there than elsewhere?

Keillor: In the time since you left, son, Minnesota hasn't changed all that much, except the Twins won the World Series twice, and we elected an irate oaf for a governor, and a lot of farms have been lost to housing developments with names like Woodlawn and Riverwood and Floodcrest. I don't detect a longing for simplicity so much as a longing for a 28 hour day. People are ferociously busy, and it's taken a toll on all the leisurely arts, such as friendship and humor and good samaritanship. There isn't time for it. As for family values, they are whatever they are--some families are tight, others are blown away like dandelion puffs. A main value in Minnesota is still: don't waste my time, don't B.S. me, I wasn't born yesterday.

Lowe: What is audience reaction to your shows and signings? Any anecdotes to share?

Keillor: I did a reading in Seattle at which a little girl in the front row fell sound asleep. She slept for more than an hour. It was sweet. I seem to have a God given ability there. Some people in the room were hooting and slapping their knees, and she simply leaned her head against the fat lady next to her and dozed off. It's good to be useful. A boy wrote me once to say that he loved it when the news from Lake Wobegon came on the radio because it meant that his parents stopped arguing. That was an eye-opener for me. You work hard to polish your act and then you find out that it does people good in ways you couldn't predict. The audience is invisible and that's good. Somewhere my voice is drifting through a swine barn and the sound of it seems to perk up the sows' appetite. Or a lady is listening on headphones as she jogs along a beach, running to my cadence. Or a dog sits in front of the radio, head cocked, and the sibilants excite him in some mysterious way. A dog's humorist, that's me.

Lowe: Your guests are an eclectic mix of musicians and storytellers. Who are you most proud of having had on the show, and who do you wish would appear or come back?

Keillor: Chet Atkins was a classy act. Nobody like him. The man never had a bad night. And Willie Nelson. A great musician, very underrated. Bogan, Martin, and Armstrong were great, an old black string band from Knoxville. And Emmylou Harris and Gilliian Welch and the Fairfield Four. And the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. When they left, at the intermission, the hall was suddenly half empty. I wish Willie would come back, but then I also wish I were 36, so what can you do?

Lowe: On the show you also have comedy radio drama skits and fake commercials. Are those items advertised ever real?

Keillor: They're all real, actually. Bertha's Kitty Boutique, and the American Duct Tape Council, and Bebopareebop Rhubarb pie, and Powdermilk Biscuits. And if you'd like to buy a few shares of stock, see me.

Lowe: What does Garrison Keillor do during off hours, if there is such a thing as off hours for you?

Keillor: Sleeps, cooks, reads, plays with the kid, goes to movies, shovels snow, sits and yaks with friends. I'm a lucky guy. I get to sit around every day and indulge in make believe and get paid for it.

Lowe: What's next for you?

Keillor: A show on Saturday. Look forward to it.

(These audiobooks may be rented from AudioAdventures.com. Jonathan Lowe's author website is JustSayNoWay.com)
BOOKS TO READ WHILE WORKING
March 2008 - Audiobooks reviewed by Jonathan Lowe
Has the world gone mad? It would seem so, says Eckhart Tolle in his book A NEW EARTH, which describes this collective madness as enslavement by the ego's obsessive thought patterns. What's the ego? According to Tolle, it's who you THINK you are--a substitute identity for who you really are. The ego is at the core of what's wrong with the world because it's such a pervasive delusion. So people who brag and scheme, who obsess over status, who tailgate you and worry about keeping up with the Joneses. . . these people are enslaved by their "egoic mind," says Tolle in this Oprah pick, and are not happy campers. Not only are they not happy, they don't want anyone else to be happy either. (Misery loves company, after all.) What's the alternative to being judgmental, vain, impatient, competitive and/or ruthless? Well, apparently for some it's to acquire a collective group identity---a political party, a sports team, a cult. An "us versus them" mentality which then replaces the lonely and terrified "I" that fears inevitable loss. . .or rather the ego that demands to be perceived as right. To find one's true identity, however, explains Tolle, a person needs to slow down and realize that the future is only a concept, and never a reality. So being conscious of the present moment as one's only true possession is key. Such an awareness also dissolves the past, substituting a sense of joy and "being" for the more typical regret, angst, and anxiety. Read by the author, the audiobook version resonates with many of these seemingly simple yet profound truths, evident to the listener in Eckhart's own narrative tone--never preachy, never soapbox maudlin, and most of all never accepting of "The Secret" mindset espoused by other self help gurus who've gotten rich by holding up material wealth (rather than mental & spiritual health) as the ultimate goal. As such, it's a worthy followup to Tolle's masterpiece "The Power of Now." (Penguin Audio or Audible.com download; 9 hours unabridged)

Next, a classic murder mystery with an appeal to anyone, but particularly to students assigned a book report, is CRIME AND PUNISHMENT by Fyodor Dostoevsky, given a new reading by actor Anthony Heald for Blackstone. Originally published in 1866, this masterpiece explores the tortures that conscience imposes on a Russian citizen who murders a despicable pawnbroker. Trapped by his own mind, Raskolnikov narrates his disordered psychological descent into darkness with a fevered intensity, and who better to act out his story than Heald, a Tony and Obie award winner who also had a role in Silence of the Lambs. Heald is relatively new to the audiobook scene, but is a commanding presence, able to acquire a character's unique voice with subtle ease, especially those whose complex emotions make for a compelling and nuanced interpretation. As book report material, the novel is often required reading, but as an audiobook performance, let us now assign it as required listening. (Blackstone Audio; 20 hours on Mp3 disk format)

Finally, David Baldacci has sold 50 million copies of his novels in 35 languages and in 85 countries. These include Absolute Power, Total Control, The Winner, The Simple Truth, Saving Faith, Wish You Well, The Christmas Train, Split Second, The Camel Club, Simple Genius, and STONE COLD, his new "Camel Club" novel featuring a character named Oliver Stone--a former CIA assassin who tries to protect a con artist being hunted by the casino don she conned out of millions, and who killed her mother. Narrated by Ron McLarty for Hachette Audio, the audiobook has garnered praise as a twisting plot romp among various shadow agencies and governments. David's next novel, due out next month, is "The Whole Truth," and I spoke to him via phone about his writing, audiobooks in general, and McLarty in particular.

JONATHAN LOWE: Mystery writer Dennis LeHane said that he starts with characters, sets them in conflict, and lets them work out the plot. Do you start with an outline, yourself, and if so, which comes first--the characters or the action?

DAVID BALDACCI: I've done it both ways. Had some novels where I've started with characters, and built the plot around them. Other times I've come up with an interesting plot, and constructed characters to inhabit that story. That said, you can have a great plot, but if the characters are cardboard, and the reader doesn't care what happens to them, even the greatest plot in the world won't hold their attention.

LOWE: How much of the writing is discovery for you, then, and do you know the ending when you begin?

BALDACCI: I hardly ever know the ending when I begin. I'm not smart enough to know everything that's going to happen. Some writers have very elaborate outlines, and they don't deviate from that. It's an evolutionary process for me. As I research a subject, new subplots and ideas occur to me. I may not know what characters are capable of in the first hundred pages, and so this dictates future action.

LOWE: I know what you mean, although I also know some writers who start with the ending and work backward, not knowing how they're going to get there. It's more fun not knowing, in any case, isn't it?

BALDACCI: Oh, it is. I mean, I don't want to sit down and say, 'okay, today I'm going to be writing section two, subparagraph nine...' (Laughs)


LOWE: I've read once that you like trains, and you wrote "The Christmas Train." What trips have you taken on trains, and what inspired that book, specifically?

BALDACCI: Well, I took a trip across the country which was documented in that book in a fictional sense. The Capitol Limited, Washington to Chicago, then to L.A. on the Southwest Chief. You know, I grew up reading the Sherlock Holmes, the Hercule Poirots, the Jane Marples of the world, and they used trains and seemed mysterious and also enlightening. It's a great place to people watch. I've also taken trains in Europe, across Italy, France, Germany. . . Most of the time I have to fly just because of the demands of time, but love taking trains, and I've written so much on trains, just sitting in your compartment, the lights flashing by, the darkness outside. It's the perfect atmosphere to write.

LOWE: I wonder if you've read "Strangers on a Train" by Patricia Highsmith, and what other writers have influenced you.

BALDACCI: I actually enjoy Patricia Highsmith's work. She is quite dark and compelling, and also unpredictable. That type of genre appeals to me. I like mysteries that break outside the normal rules. Other writers, John Irving, Anne Tyler, Eudora Welty, Flannery O'Connor, John Updike. Updike deals with many generations of people, as does Irving. Any writer can be influential, depending on what you're reading them for.

LOWE: How are the movie and TV projects coming along?

BALDACCI: "Absolute Power" as a movie did very well. A couple other books have been in development too. But it's tough, you've got seventy different factors out there competing.

LOWE: Screenwriting is very different from novel writing, isn't it?

BALDACCI: It is. Different questions are asked, and there's a different discipline involved. I've sold a number of screenplays, none produced yet, but I worked with producers at studios, where everybody has input, you know, depending on what day it is, and what angle they want you to take. And so you have to know your marks. I've sat in offices with six people on the other side, just firing questions. And it helped me, in a way, because it made me think out things a little better. In a script, if you don't think things out, at some point they start asking questions, and it becomes a long afternoon.

LOWE: Do you listen to your audiobooks, and what do you think of the medium?

BALDACCI: I do, and it's an exploding medium. It's amazing, the number of audiobooks that are sold now. For example, I've gone to Cracker Barrel, and seen the displays there, and I think it's a great value-added thing for customers, because more and more people these days are popping them in their cars while commuting. People don't want to carry books around, and would rather listen to them while they're doing something else.

LOWE: Plus they don't have time.

BALDACCI: Right, they really don't have time to sit down with a book, but if they can do something else too, that's a great thing. Just looking at the numbers of my books, it's extraordinary the increases over the years. I enjoy them. I remember first listening to Ron McLarty reading "Last Man Standing," actually while on a train, and he's like this diminutive Irish character actor you see all the time, but when he did the voice of this big villain, I couldn't believe it. It was like the guy was right in the train with me! I wrote him a letter, and said, "my God, you just nailed that character!" He did that voice so effectively.

LOWE: Some of his female characters are just uncanny, too. You start to wonder. . . there's gotta be somebody else in the studio. . . some woman there doing this!

BALDACCI: (Laughs) I know, it's talent. I certainly can't do it.

LOWE: Literacy is one of your charities. I'm wondering how much TV you let your kids watch, and how parents can get their kids to read more.

BALDACCI: Our kids don't watch much TV. We're very strict about that. No video games in our house, just a computer where we let them go to specific sites while we're there. We read to each other instead, and make it a family affair, even making up stories sometimes. Often we'll read a story, come to the end, and I'll close the book and say, 'what did you think of that ending?' Then we'll discuss alternative endings, and why an author did it the way he or she did. Kids want to be creative, use their imaginations.

LOWE: And if you're just watching TV, everything is given to you, so you can't picture things in your own mind.

BALDACCI: Right, it's totally passive. I gave my daughter a journal, and told her she could write anything she wanted in there, drawings included. And if she wants to show me anything, we'll discuss it. Our kids are outside playing, too, coming up with things on their own, as opposed to just clicking on a Game Boy. And what we're doing is paying off. Our kids are bright, imaginative, they play well, and come up with interesting stuff. I'm convinced it's because they don't sit in front of the television.

(These audiobooks may be rented from AudioAdventures.com. Jonathan Lowe's author website is JustSayNoWay.com)

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